Get Out the Mower

This is the very lowest level of depilatory activity required these days. A female body apparently needs to appear entirely hair-free if it's having sex, something which, I read, has emerged from porn. I suppose all youngish men, and maybe others, would now express the same surprise as old (deceased, in fact) Ruskin upon the awful discovery of pubic hair. What do I know? To me, it's merely a sign that summer has arrived when I start considering shaving my legs.