Tired of being 'pear' or 'apple' shaped? Try one of these exciting new variations. From top to bottom, and left to right:
Globe: Well-rounded, or even spherical? This is you!
American Footballer: Shoulders like a bull, tapering towards some sort of waist.
Mature Globe: As for Globe, but wrinkly. Dark colours suit this shape. (Hah!)
Torpedo: Shape developed by lying prone for too long before a television.
Square: Solid rectangular English brick. Stout-hearted. Try a girdle.
Mature Torpedo: As for Torpedo, but over fifty five.
Ovoid: Substantial fatty deposits around the waist result in this characteristic form. In males, this shape may be termed the 'Beer Belly'.
Lozenge: A more angular version of the Ovoid.
Crescent: Shape developed by older women who have carried too many heavy burdens over the years.
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