River: n 1. a copious natural stream of water flowing in a channel to the sea or a lake, etc.
2. a large and disparate group of veins in the legs, affected by a condition (varicose) causing them to become dilated and swollen and hideously visible when the owner attempts to wear a skirt without the benefit of tights, usually during the spring and summer seasons; thereby generally necessitating expenditure on a product to disguise these veins, and consequential frustration when said product proves to be completely ineffective. An annual occurrence.
(Apologies for the reappearance of this drawing. Other business has got in the way of new work)
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