The Eyes Have It

Some years ago, a girl at a department store make-up counter, searching for something nice to say (doubtless with a view to encouraging a purchase), told me that I had 'lovely small eyes'. More training required, I thought. On that occasion, I came away with a liquid eyeliner that purported to be easy to apply. I tried it only once; it'll be out on its ear when I find it's no longer liquid.
Even in moments of extreme desire for self-improvement, I have found it difficult to work on my eyes. A little mascara? A streak of eyeliner? That old classic, kohl? It all feels as though I'm poking myself in the eye with a stick. More effort required, I think. Below, an effort.