A Seasonal Merkin

Time for a little decoration and merriment. This is the time of year when those who have been rigorously waxing and shaving might come to regret a lost opportunity. There have been moments in centuries past when more hair, rather than less, was the thing, and even the adornment thereof with flowers, ribbons, jewels. Only viable under voluminous petticoats rather than lycra, perhaps, but definitely fresh territory for some Martha-Stewart-inspired holiday styling.
Season's greetings to all!